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   messageicon Like a good neighbor, stay over there
←Rate | 09-11-2011 22:29 by Ed Status Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking of opening a bar right next to a gym and call it "Decisions, Decisions".
←Rate | 09-13-2011 20:54 by Ed Status Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you pull up to a red light and the car next is on their phone step on the gas and brake, and watch how far they go
←Rate | 09-13-2011 19:19 by Ed Status Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tequila is the Clear History button of my brain
←Rate | 09-13-2011 20:54 by Ed Status Comments (0)  


   messageicon dont you hate it when you grab the last Capri Sun pouch and theres no straw to attached it with
←Rate | 07-19-2011 07:22 by ed status Comments (0)  


   messageicon I fell asleep at the wheel smh, time to turn Mario Kart off and go to bed.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 23:11 by Ed Status Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I wasn't that drunk.."Dude, you hugged an old guy with a white beard and cried, "DUMBLEDORE, YOU'RE BACK!"
←Rate | 08-30-2011 20:36 by Ed Status Comments (0)  


   messageicon The News said its going to be 99 Degrees today but its going to feel like 110.... B!c$h, say its gone be 110 Degrees then!
←Rate | 07-22-2011 20:47 by ed status Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
←Rate | 06-29-2011 13:13 by ed status Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fat girls think M.O.B stands for "McDonalds Or Burgerking"
←Rate | 08-24-2011 12:13 by ed status Comments (0)  



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